Customer: Do you have a Coca Cola?

Shopkeeper: No, Sir

Customer: Do you have a ball ?

Shopkeeper: No, Sir

Customer: Do you have a lock ?

Shopkeeper: Yes, Sir

Customer: Then lock your shop and go home.

YASH VARDHAN SARAF, Class II, La Martiniere For Boys, Calcutta

Ram: My father is afraid of crossing the road.

Shyam: Really? But how do you know that?

Ram: He always holds my hand while crossing the road.

RAJSHREE SARAF, Class VII, Mahadevi Birla Girls Higher Secondary School, Calcutta

Question: What’s a vampire’s favourite sport?

Answer: ‘Bat’minton.

Hardic Bhattacharya, Class VII, Patha Bhavan High School, Calcutta

Father: If you kids don’t stop making so much noise...

Son: Too late. We stopped about an hour ago...

Souvik ghosh, Class VIII, Burdwan Municipal High School, Burdwan

Teacher: What is drainage?

Student: I don’t know.

Teacher: You don’t know the answer to such a simple question!

Student: But Ma’am, how would I know the drain’s age?

Sounak Bhattacharya, Class V, South Point School, Calcutta

Disha: What would you do if a dog without teeth bit you?

Diya: I would simply take an injection without a needle.

SUDIPA ADHIKARY, Class VI, Abhinav Bharati High School, Calcutta

Teacher: Whatever I ask, I want you to answer at once. How much is six plus four?

Class: At once, Sir.

Archisman Podder, Class VI, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta

Parents of a boy visited a college and asked its watchman: Is this college good?

Watchman: Yes, it is very good.

Parents: And why do you think so?

Watchman: I did my graduation from here and was immediately employed by the college.

HARSH GUPTA, Class VII, South Point High School, Calcutta

Question: Why did the man put his hands out of the window?

Answer: Because the upper floor was throwing a party.

ALISHA SARKAR, Class VI, St Thomas Girls’ High School, Calcutta

Old man: I would like some vitamins for my grandson.

Assistant at the chemist’s: Sir, do you want Vitamin A, B or C?

Old man: Any one of them will do. My grandson does not know his alphabet yet.

SOUVIK GHOSH ,Class VIII, Burdwan Municipal High School, Burdwan