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Father: Son, imagine that our house is on fire and there is no way of escaping. What would you do?
Son: I’ll just stop imagining.
Alisha Sarkar, Class VI, St Thomas Girls’ School, Calcutta
Question: Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Answer: He wanted to have a light snack!
Hardic Bhattacharya, Class VII, Patha Bhavan School, Calcutta
Teacher : Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Student: Because there were many ‘knights’ during the early days of history.
Archisman Podder, Class VI, St Mary’s Orphanage and Day School, Calcutta
Question: Why did the farmer bury all his money in the field?
Answer: Because he wanted rich soil.
Manish Sharma, Class VII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Ballygunge, Calcutta
Rohan: What did the invisible man call his father and mother?
Sourav: Trans-parents.
Harshita Sinha, Class VII, D. A. V., Koyla Nagar, Dhanbad
Meenakshi: How do you tell a rose to go to the moon?
Rinita: Well, you can say, gulab-ja-moon!
Asmita Sengupta, Class VIII, South Point High School, Calcutta
Teacher: Rajesh, tell me the difference between morning and evening.
Rajesh: The only difference between morning and evening is that the teachers scold us in the morning and our parents scold us in the evening.
Uttama Paul, Class VI, Mansur Habibullah Memorial School, Calcutta
Judge: You stole from the jewellery store in broad daylight. How did you get the courage to commit such a crime?
Thief: Your honour, there was a board in front of the shop that said, ‘‘ Don’t miss this golden opportunity.’’
Ankita Prasad, Class VI, Holy Family School, Farakka
A boy was attacked by a thief. He fought like a mad man, but the thief overpowered him and found only Rs 10 in his pocket.
Thief: Why did you fight for such a paltry sum?
Boy: I thought you were after the Rs 2000 in my shoes.
Shubham Kumar, Class VIII, Don Bosco, Park Circus, Calcutta
A man was busy removing a wheel from his auto rickshaw.
Passer-by: Why are you removing the wheel?
Man: Can’t you see? This place only allows two-wheeler vehicles to park.
N. Ravi kumar, Class VIII, Kendriya Vidyalaya, Bondamunda, Orissa
Question: Which city wouldn’t you like to visit?
Answer: Electri-city!
Diptesh Roy, Class VII, Scottish Church Collegiate School, Calcutta
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